Thor 2 For You

Thor 2 -otherwise known as 'The Empire Strikes Back WITH The Wrath of Khan'

Starring:

-Thor (the real Thunder God himself!) as Thor
-Natalie Porkchop as The Hottie Girlfriend
-Robert 'I over-act, therefore I am' Downey Jr. as Iron Man
-Stan Lee (former Marvel Big Mouth editor-in-chief and now all-around glory hogger) as Loki, the God of Mischief
-Senator Boehner as the Backup Loki
-President Obama as Black Odin
-Paula Deen as the nigger hatin' Lady Sif
-Machete as Thor's Mexican sidekick with an attitude

Produced by the State of California (wasting more of desperate Californians' hard-scraped money)

Written by Anonymous

Insured by Ghetto Tupak Unlimited

Food catered by Roach Burger Express

Comic books for the film crew provided by The Metropolitan Correctional Center's Artistic Cons Group (Chicago, Illinois)

THE REVIEW
This film was the most incredible motion picture experience I or any other member of the audience had ever seen. First - how the heck did they manage to convince the real God of Thunder to do this movie??? And who was controlling the weather while he was on the Hollywood sets? Besides that obvious question the film begins with everybody fighting and ends with nearly everyone dead except for Thor and his main squeeze, Natalie Portslammer. Senator Boehner (pronounced 'BONER') was outstanding as a USA based God of Mischief backup evil doer aptly named 'Mini Loki'. GO SEE THIS MOVIE before a real reviewer tears it apart and makes you not want to!