Original movie script title: "Black
Tail"
Directed By: Billy Patton, the
illegittamite black great grandson of World War 2 hero, General S.
Patton
Starring:
-Rick Otto (the black John Wayne)
-Tristan Wilds (the black Gregory Peck)
-Terrence Howard (the black Sylvestor Stallone)
-Cuba Gooding Jr. (the black Arnold Swarzenneger)
-Bryan Cranston (the black Marlon Brando)
-Nate Parker (the black Brad Pitt)
-Tristan Wilds (the black Gregory Peck)
-Terrence Howard (the black Sylvestor Stallone)
-Cuba Gooding Jr. (the black Arnold Swarzenneger)
-Bryan Cranston (the black Marlon Brando)
-Nate Parker (the black Brad Pitt)
Distributed By: African-American Film
Distributors
Rating: ICABG (Interracial Combat
Action involving Black men VS Germans)
The Plot:
The United States Government,
growing sick and tired of hearing rap music during the height of the
war in Europe during World War 2, decides to draft many young black
rappers into the airforce, give them delipidated air planes that
could barely fly, a handful of ammunition, then send them out against
a vastly superior and highly skilled German airforce.
The Review
What in the world was George Lucas
thinking? This is the man who gave us the hit movie Star Wars and
Raiders of the Lost Ark. Now he's doing films about black men who
supposedly learned how to fly complex airplanes despite the fact that
every racists during that time had proved beyond a shadow of a doubt
that black men could NOT fly airplanes. So essentially George Lucas
is perpetuating a myth by showing a film about black men flying and
battling nasty (but darn handsome) German Luftwaf pilots. I checked
on the internet to see if black men could fly and all I got was a
website called, www.fakeblackpilots.com!
As you can determine, this film is set
in the past, and I give kudos to the authentic feel of the film. All
of the buildings, and cars, and stuff look pretty darn legit. The
clothing, etc. all look like they came out of the 40's. But that's
where the authenticity stops! Because all of the characters act like
they are in the 2000's. In short, they act like you and I!!! People
are saying, "I wanna give a shout out to..." and "I'm
working 24 / 7" -phrases and statements that were unknown back
then. Not only that but black me can be seen fraternizing and
touching (!) white women! Something that was super taboo back then.
And it went the other way around too! There was one scene where a
white man took a black woman home to meet his parents and instead of
disowning him or shooting him dead on the spot they welcomed her with
open arms into their family. Now I know that all whites weren't
racist back then but this still makes the film seem to be set in the
present, you know. It doesn't create a sense of environment at all.
Despite the lack of historical
truthfulness in the dialog of this film, when it came to the
airplanes and the training of the black pilots the whole film felt
realistic. Like it was actually happening. When the USA government
puts out the order to, "Round up a bunch of niggers and teach
'em how to fly a plane if you can", the hostility against blacks
is felt pretty strongly. One black man, played by Cuba Gooding Jr.
refuses to learn how to fly, so they chain him up and force him to
change his name to Kunta Kinte. Althought this a blatant rip-off of
the classic TV series, "Roots", it did go over well because
it made the viewers (audience) think about how hard it was for black
men to have any other name besides "Kunta Kinte" in the
past.
The utter shamefullness of this era
in American history is unabashedly put on display in this film. Many
scenes show how the blacks had to literally rebuild their planes just
days before flying into battle against the superior German airforce.
During one attack sequence a couple of the pilots, played by Kobe
Bryant and Shak, have to apply glue to the wings of their plane
during a lethal dogfight high above the Earth. I'm glad this story is
essentially fiction because if that's what my black brothers had to
do in the past to earn the respect of America then I would have been
satisfied shining the shoes of white businessmen instead.
But some of the depictions of racism
in this film I feel are not honest. I believe that George Lucas
himself may be the ultimate racist--he created a film that on the
surface looks like a type of race relations improving film. Blacks
helping to save the country that enslaved many of them! What a great,
patriotic(?) theme. But in certain moments during the film I can
perceive that Mr. Lucas is the one who wants to figure out what he's
gonna do with the "niggers".
For example, there is a scene where
the black pilots are trying to eat in a military cafeteria with a
bunch of their white co-warriors. The black pilots aren't paid as
much as the whites and can only eat a little bit of food. But then a
few of the white characters get up and offer the blacks some of their
fried chicken, collar greens, and other forms of "soul food".
I don't believe that whites during the 1940's would have done this
because it would've been too blatently racist. But I believe that
Lucas wrote this scene at the last moment in order to make his black
actors feel happy about the low pay he was giving them.
Some notes on the acting: All good
stuff. Each actor was bold and challenging in his attempt to get
control over the film (which is essentially what actors do when on
the set), but they were no match for the Cuba Gooding Jr. who acted
like he was a sports hero again as Terrence Howard begged the
Pentagon for a better plane for him.
But don't get me wrong, my job as a
critic is to force people to think about the films they see, hear of,
think about by being bitterly opposed to the success of filmmakers
worldwide. So when I indicate that a film is "bad" it's
just because I want the people who made that film to start to think
more about the art and science of making films. AND I want them to
pay for trying to rip off the public by shoving a bunch of junkety
junk into our collective face.
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